Couple sells name of unborn child for $100...

As I sit in this waiting room at some random medical center I see on fox news a hillbilly couple selling the name of their unborn child for a hundred dollars. $100!!.. They must be really desperate for money. I'd want at least $100,000 IF I was to do something like that... well my tax stimulus check just came and I could give them a hundred bucks and a funny name... any suggestions? I'm thinking Buster, or maybe gilligan